Our friend Matt Conlon posted this valuable information for the Burning Man community many years ago. The reality of having your own personal porta-potty is that it’s a bit like it is “freshly cleaned” for about 4-5 days after it gets cleaned, so splash back is a real issue. I am a fan of the fabled Poophammock technology (thank you Matt), but Morgan prefers to throw a few toilet seat covers down at the moment of release.

I don’t know what Huck does, but I do know that I have gone in there to find pee all over the place, and when asked what the deal was, he confessed that since he wasn’t wearing shoes, he had been standing on the toilet lid and aiming at the urinal from there.

I’m pretty sure you all needed to know this, so you are welcome.